Do you care about your lucky stars? Really? You realise, of course, that all horoscopes are horse manure, don’t you. Yes, all of them. Except this one: the Zaragoza Twins’ very own exclusive Fishodiac. In case you have forgotten what fish sign you are, click on this explanatory link:
http://zaragozatwins.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/the-ultimate-horoscope
It’s been a pretty dull [...]
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26 Apr
Your Fishodiac Horoscope Update
26 Jul
Your Fishodiac!
(see http://zaragozatwins.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/the-ultimate-horoscope/ to find out what sign you are!)
First of all, we apologize hugely for not updating this section before now. The stars have been crazy lately, what with the discovery of that new constellation in Beta-Ganymede and all those supernovas darting around. And then we had the implosion of Venus in June, which the [...]
26 Apr
This week’s / month’s Fishodiac Forecast
This week’s / month’s Fishodiac Forecast:
The sun is in the Carp as we speak, with John Dory rising. This is a great time for all you Pilchards to get that unsightly facial hair seen to, and Sticklebacks: start revising for that exam, pronto! Later on in the month, I think we could find Carps and [...]
26 Apr
The Ultimate Horoscope
You’ve seen the boring one, with Aquarius and Taurus; you’ve done the Chinese one with snakes and horses; you’ve probably even tried the Mayan one and the Celtic one. But you have never seen your stars the Zaragoza Twins way – the Practical Fishodiac!
First, find what Practical Fish type you are, depending on your birthday:
The [...]
